South Park takes the markets of Paris, Trump and the FCC

Southern park Returning Wednesday with a new episode, focused on online betting, the War of Israel against Gaza and the attempts of President Donald Trump to interrupt a baby who is due after having impregnated Satan. But the president of the FCC, Brendan Carr Jimmy Kimmel Live! deleted from ABC. Spoilers to come.

Southern park Unexpectedly, he failed to deliver a new episode last week after the death of influencer Magie Charlie Kirk. And while the creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone said that it was due to their own procrastination, there was speculation that it may have to do with Kirk’s death. Southern park Made an episode mocking the style of Kirk debate on August 6, a month before being killed on September 10, and this episode was removed from the recovery calendar.

But the comedy show did not address Kirk at all on Wednesday, even if he approached some of the downstream effects of his murder. The episode placed Brendan Carr, the big villain of this month against freedom of expression, through ringing when he takes a tumble in slippery stairs, explodes his pants exploding and is finally hospitalized while making a Nazi salute.

The episode opens with boys who learn the prediction markets like Polymarket and how to make online bets. One of the available bets is whether Kyle’s mother will hit Gaza and destroy a Palestinian hospital, something that enrages Kyle, which opposes anti -Semitism inherent in the idea and tries to contact someone to have the bet removed. Kyle tries to complain about the Paris Society, led by Donald Trump Jr., before he was directed to a series of different agencies, also supervised by Donald Trump Jr.

Finally, Kyle is said that he must come into contact with the FCC, because the bet is “offensive” and the federal communications regulator apparently manages something offensive these days. Meanwhile, Cartman realizes that he can work all the indignation of Kyle to his advantage, bring people to bet that Kyle’s mother will indeed order a strike on Gaza, while Cartman bets against him.

Trump, who has been largely at the center of the short race of five episodes of season 27 so far, worked hard for Satan to make a miscarriage, overthrowing soup with an absurd quantity of plan B. Satan does not want soup, but Carr plunges into the explosive diarrhea that he zooms around the room before crashing out of the window.

JD Vance returned as a character in the 1970s Fantasy Island television show, apparently sycophantic and trying to suggest gifts that President Trump can offer to Satan’s child. Vance warns that a gift, a kitten, can be toxic to pregnant people, since toxoplasmosis can cause false layers. Of course, it gives Trump the idea of ​​listening to the granary of the White House with a bunch of cats and a Knou layoffs, which can be released by a hatch on Satan. Assuming Trump can get Satan to stand in the right place. Again, the FCC chair carries the weight of Trump’s food, being buried under the mountain of cat litter and cat shit.

Cartman panic when he learns that Kyle’s mother goes to the Middle East, fearing that she would reach Gaza and that her bet will be ruined. But Kyle’s mother did not trace in Israel to promulgate violence, give Benjamin Netanyahu a piece of her mind.

Brendan Carr, beaten and bruised, is visited by Vance at the hospital, where the vice-president turns out to be more than Trump’s lackey. Vance knows exactly what he does while trying to bring Satan to make a miscarriage. Because he knows that if Trump and Satan should have a baby, it would be a competition during the ascendant of Vance to the presidency.

Viewers never learn what happens to Carr, but it seems to be a safe bet that it will come back in future episodes. And this corresponds to its current trajectory in real life. The president of the FCC managed to campaign to have Jimmy Kimmel of the Ondes drawn, but it was short -lived. Kimmel returned Tuesday, and the New York Times reports that he will always exert maximum pressure for liberal voices to be purged.

President Trump, who also canceled Stephen Colbert, dropped on Tuesday claiming that “controversy” around Kimmel had something to do with the death of Charlie Kirk.

“I cannot believe that the false news ABC gave Jimmy Kimmel to Jimmy Kimmel. The White House was informed by ABC that his program had been canceled!” Trump posted on Truth Social.

“Something happened then and now because his audience has gone, and his` `Talent ” was never there. Why would they want someone to come back badly, who is not funny, and who puts the network in danger by playing 99% of positive democratic waste,” said Trump.

Then Trump clearly said he will never stop.

“He is still another DNC arm and, to my knowledge, it would be a major illegal campaign contribution,” wrote Trump about Kimmel. “I think we are going to test ABC on this subject. Let’s see how we do it. The last time I proceeded, they gave me $ 16 million. This one seems even more lucrative. A real group of losers! Let Jimmy Kimmel rot in his bad grades. ”

On paper, Southern park Was safe from cancellation, if only because Carr and the FCC only regulate the main broadcast stations, not the cable. But Trump can put pressure on private companies in several ways. Disney would have prepared for this in the wake of Kimmel’s return.