Author Robert Scucci
| | Published one week ago

We’re almost two full weeks into the new year, and this is the time when many smart people begin to brave their resolutions. When you pass Planet Fitness – Hotel California for gym members because you are not allowed to leave – and pull into the nearest Dunkin drive-thru to increase your daily intake before 9:00 am, maybe you should consider watching. Attack of the Killer Donuts when you go on a weekend to enjoy it.

Many health experts say that donuts (henceforth labeled as “doughnuts”) are dangerous to your health, and Attack of the Killer Donuts it’s a cautionary tale about how healthy eating can be fatal if you’re not careful about what you drink.

Move Over, Killer Tomato!

Attack of the Killer Donuts It’s a modern homage to the B-movie drive-in scene that means your enjoyment will depend on how many street sodas you manage to sneak past by flashing a flashlight in your trunk or electrical compartment as you find a parking spot. . Keeping the audience in the clear, the film’s main antagonist is a group of murderous puppets, whose mission is to attack as many people as possible.

Bouncing around like a violent, yeast-ridden soccer ball, the killer donuts show no mercy after being unwittingly revived by a mad scientist whose life’s work is to resurrect the dead.

Bad Powder Show

You can’t just have donuts killing random people without some sort of killing spree because that would be stupid, that’s why. Attack of the Killer Donuts they fearlessly go through the motions to set the scene for the story.

We are first introduced to Johnny Wentworth (Justin Ray), a lazy teenager who lives with his mother and works at Dandy Donuts. Johnny is in love, and has a one-sided relationship, with Veronica (Lauren Elise), who travels everywhere and often uses him for money. Johnny’s mother, Emma (Kassandra Voyagis), tries to talk him into taking his co-worker and childhood friend Michelle (Kayla Compton) as love because they have a strong relationship that needs to take it to the next level.

Oh yeah, and he lives in Johnny’s basement with his mad scientist uncle, Luther (Michael Swan), who spends all his time injecting a mysterious serum into dead rats while trying to develop his regenerative serum to win the Nobel Prize. Luther should not be taken as a critic Attack of the Killer Donuts because he means well, but every act of cake in the film is the result of his carelessness despite his good intentions.

Donut Attack

Johnny stole his laptop from Uncle Luther’s lab before going to Dandy Donuts. Johnny and Michelle spend most of their time handing out free donuts to the regulars after some kind of fight in the store, which is not to the satisfaction of their clueless and money-grubbing boss, Cliff (Chris De Christopher). At this time in Attack of the Killer Donutsheaps of freebies haven’t been claimed (or boxed) yet, but the bottom line is that there are plenty of potentially violent donuts about to be released.

Luther shows up at Dandy Donuts to get the laptop and gets into an argument with Cliff, who had previously banned him from the store because of his aloof behavior. In the middle of the fight, Luther’s serum comes out of his shirt pocket and into the burners, setting the rest. Attack of the Killer Donuts you are walking.

The donuts grow teeth and release a poisonous green goo that infects their tormentors, and all hell breaks loose at Dandy Donuts before the donuts shatter and threaten the town.

Unaware of the extent of the situation, it’s up to Johnny and Michelle to spread the word and learn the extent of Uncle Luther’s research so they can create an antiserum and save the day.

Violent Bleeding

Attack of the Killer Donuts it has all the right ingredients for a successful, cheap B movie. His violence is so over the top that you can’t help but laugh at how familiar enemies look as they jump and eat their people. Sure, Officer Rogers (C. Thomas Howell) has access to a gun, but he’s hopeless at protecting the killer donuts because there aren’t enough bullets in the world to solve the problem, especially after he’s blinded by an explosion of jelly.

To enjoy it to the fullest Attack of the Killer Donuts, you should go into your browser knowing this natural form it doesn’t take itself seriously at all. It’s schlocky by design, and the results are deliberately bad to drive the point home. But if you need motivation to stick to your New Year’s resolutions, I can’t think of anything more helpful than watching your favorite fried foods go limp, lifeless along the way.

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